plumslices:

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

songwriting-and-performing:

Nick Cave on A.I.

remanence-of-love:

catchymemes:

girlnumbersix:

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

totopopopo:

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

dragonprincessmew:

geminiagentgreen:

sic-s3mper-tyrannis:

trickstertime:

dankmemeuniversity:

Originally posted by justdealingwithsomeissues

bepisdrink:

gurneykink:

gurneykink:

gurneykink:

i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses

misery commune

i’m in the co op of misery let’s take it from the top

she got a body fuelled sustainably by all organic crops

anxietyproblem:

homunculus-argument:

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like “hey sorry, I’m not mad at you and this is nobody’s fault and I’m not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I’m not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence.”

emopit:

endangeredlove:

ridemonologue:

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

this is what my girl dealer gave me acid in

flouryhedgehog:

moonlarking:

aquilacalvitium:

pond-porridge:

oysters-aint-for-me:

aquilacalvitium:

lizluvscupcakes:

aquilacalvitium:

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can’t be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

I figured out roughly how many notes it’s been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we’ll be far past 666k

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I’ve underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there’s one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it’s a challenge.